If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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