it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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