weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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