Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I want a musical about memes.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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