I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
