Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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