i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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