eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize
