so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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