He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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