"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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