The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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