Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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