he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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