I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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