You're so nebulous sometimes
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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