The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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