Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you win again, gameday.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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