is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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