Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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