i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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