He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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