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I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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