Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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