The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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