going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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