And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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