You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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