I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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