I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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