do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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