Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Still dying that you shit outside
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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