She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
