her vagine was all disorganized.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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