I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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