Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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