Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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