my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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