How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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