So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
