Where is the hickey?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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