I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
there is glitter all over my balls
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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