is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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