you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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