Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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