i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Is that strawberry winking at me??
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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