no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Randomize
