The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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