conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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