what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
