I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
They are going to name an STD after you.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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